J.D.: I'm going through the same thing you are, except I'm also having a baby. So, imagine your situation multiplied by... What's a fair number, a hundred billion?
Elliot: Why is it so important to you that your freak-out is bigger than mine?
J.D.: I'm a story-topper, Elliot. You know that about me.
Elliot: When I was a kid, I had a friend like that who drove me crazy.
J.D.: When I was a kid, I also had a friend like that, except he snapped and started playing "hide the peanut butter" with my dog, Whiskers. You, my friend, have just been story-topped.
Elliot: I will kill you.