Elliot: I'm getting married in a week. A week! I mean, what was I thinking being engaged for two months? My mom was engaged for three years. She had time to soul-search, to figure out if this was right, to sail around the world with an insatiable Pakistani oil baron. Why was I in such a hurry? Oh, wait, I'll answer that for you. Because I'm the biggest idiot in the whole entire world.