Janitor: Okay, maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't want to give Blonde Doctor just a "thing," you know? I wanted her married life to be full of joy. I want to give her happiness.
Ted: Well, that's not really up to us. It's up to him. We can't control what kind of husband he'll be.
Janitor: Lloyd, give me those glasses. [puts glasses on] Say that again, exactly the same way.
Ted: We can't control what kind of husband he'll be.
Janitor: [takes glasses off] Or can we?