Quote from Ted in My Point of No Return
Turk: Look, Jen, if you need any legal help concerning your accident, you can talk to Jim, who is a very successful, esteemed bulldog of a lawyer. Or you can talk to Ted, who, well... Ted: My mom calls me "Thunder." Jen: I'll go with the less shiny one. Jim: Tough break, Thunder. Ted: You're not my mom, Jim! You're not my mom!