J.D.: Yeah, you can even stay here.
Kim: But this is only a one bedroom.
J.D.: This couch isn't that uncomfortable.
Kim: Thanks. Actually, I'm gonna go lie down right now, huh.
J.D.: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You get the couch, I get the bed. Was that not clear?
J.D.'s conscience: Dorian, she's pregnant! Give her the bed!
J.D.: Fine, you can have the bed.