Quote from Janitor in My Conventional Wisdom
Janitor: You wanted to see me, sir? Dr. Kelso: I know it was you, and you are going to pay dearly. Janitor: Wait, first I want you to meet a new doctor. [The Janitor wheels in Dr. Toilet] Dr. Kelso: Dr. Toilet? He's beautiful. Janitor: I trimmed a little fat in the budget so we could afford him. Dr. Kelso: Ted's vacation pay? Janitor: What vacation pay? [both laugh] Dr. Kelso: Get out of here.