Turk: How you doing?
J.D.: Not too bad, considering I just had a bomb dropped on me.
Turk: No no, that was bigger than a bomb. More like an asteroid about to hit the planet. You know, people running in the streets screaming, "Oh, my God, it's coming right at us!" And then dudes turning to hot chicks and they're all like, "Look, we're about to die, so can I hit that?" and then girl's like "Hell, to the no!" but then she realizes, "Oh, my God, I'm about to die, so you know what, yeah, you can hit this, but no kissing."
J.D.: That's exactly what it's like!