Janitor: And that is how I got my name.
Barista: You don't look Asian.
Ted: Hey, why aren't you being the Chief of Medicine?
Janitor: I'm just taking a break, Ted, I don't want it to get stale.
Ted: The hospital needs you! I need you! Doesn't that mean anything?
[The Janitor quickly changes out of his janitorial uniform and into a lab coat]
Janitor: Damn right it does. Now, let's go find a cure for polio.