J.D.: Do you think if Elliot and I were still dating we'd be getting married?
Turk: Dude, you gotta turn this off, alright? We are on vacation, there are plenty of hot girls here. And single.
J.D.: Turk, Elliot getting married is a big deal for me. There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it.
Kim: [addressing conference] Good afternoon. I'm Dr. Briggs, and I'm lecturing on the use of high dose radiation therapy in prostate cancer.
J.D.: [v.o.] Except maybe the last girl I was in love with.