Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon is the sweetest old lady but I can't figure out what's wrong with her. She's got the most random symptoms: myalgia, alopecia, a rash.
Carla: That is so weird. My patient, Mr. Bilbray, has the same exact symptoms.
Intern: Actually, he's my patient.
Carla: Jamie, you're a baby intern. Yesterday you asked me how to turn on your stethoscope. Now, go stand over there.