Jason: Extra hot tea for Ted.
Ted: [v.o.] Aw, he didn't give you a cardboard sleeve. Still don't rock the boat. You don't want people staring. Besides, how hot can it be? Holy mother of God! Huge mistake! Huge mistake! [cup disintegrates, Ted places his hand in the ice-cold drink of a nurse passing him] Just keep moving. No one saw that. [pager beeps] Naw! Kelso.