Elliot: You know what? I mean, if I really had deep feelings for Keith, I would have told him by now. Maybe it is time to move on.
Carla: Oh, that's a bunch of crap.
Elliot: Excuse me?!
Carla: You're a chicken. In the last six years, I've seen you get really close to one guy, and that was J.D., and he crushed you. And since then, you've been so scared of getting hurt I've seen you sabotage every relationship you've been in. Honestly, you must be crazy about Keith to let him have survived this long. But don't worry, you'll be alone again, soon enough.
Elliot: You know, Carla, sometimes you can be a real caboodle-hole.