J.D.: Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: What?! What now? What does somebody need now?
J.D.: Our deaf patient's father won't sign a consent form so he can have a cochlear implant.
Dr. Cox: Hmm. Who could you possibly go to if the father won't sign? Here's a hint. It begins with an "m", and ends with an "r".
Janitor: Marg Helgenberger!
Dr. Cox: The mother. Get the mother to sign it. The mother will sign it.
Turk: The mother.
J.D.: I told you.
Janitor: I'm glad it's not Marg. We did not end well. Hell hath no fury like a Helgenberger scorned.