J.D.: You know, if we learned sign language we could talk in the movies without Carla yelling at us.
Turk: But it's so dark how could we see what we're signing?
J.D.: We'd get special glow-in-the-dark signing gloves.
Turk: Yeah, but then the popcorn butter would get all over the gloves.
J.D.: Why do you keep poking holes in this? We'd cut off the fingertips!