J.D.: There's one more way I could stall.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: And now, Shadow puppet theatre. Wiff wiff wiff I'm a dog!
Jordan: Lame!
J.D.: Come on. I'm just getting started. Gang! Places! Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941. It started as a peaceful day, and then Aggression from the Japanese!
Ted: Ow, it's just totally unexpected!
Ted: I bite you, my friend!
J.D.: Ted, there were no alligators at Pearl Harbor!
Ted: Oh, man. Battleships are so boring!
J.D.: Back to work!
[reality:]
J.D.: We can also do the Battle of Gettysburg, or the first act of Miss Saigon.