Jordan: Per, I am drugged upon painkillers, I've ironed my hair, I've got that brand new picture of the baby, I am ready for the flood of well-wishers.
Dr. Cox: Uh, buttercup, this is not our child.
Jordan: Yeah, our still looks like a lizard. I got this off the internet. I think it's some baby that Luke Wilson had with a hooker.
Dr. Cox: Fantastic. I'm gonna go and spread the word.
Jordan: Look at you, squish-nose.