Turk: Look, man, we all have those bleak moments where we swear we'll never bounce back. Like when I was seventeen, [Scrubs sad theme plays] my mom walked in my room with I look that I had never seen. She said, "It's over, Turk. Micheal Jordan's career is over."
Dr. Cox: Is anyone a bigger idiot than you?
J.D.: Is he the black golfer?