Dr. Cox: If you're still not sure why you tried to off yourself, I'm starting to get a pretty clear picture over here.
Elliot: So, I decided to do it like Virginia Woolf, I walked into a lake and tried to drown myself. Got up early on a Saturday, put on my bikini.
Brian: Whoa, wow, why would you wear a bikini?
Elliot: Oh, my one-piece was in the back of Coach Punjadi's car. That story informs this one, but I'm not going to tell it. Anyhow, I swam up to the middle of the lake, and I couldn't bring to myself to go under so I just started, you know, floating around waiting to get tired, and then, bam, bam, bam, bam. I got hit in the head by four oars as our school's rowing team passed by. And then they just picked me out of the lake and took me home.