Quote from Janitor in My Therapeutic Month
Janitor: They let you back on the road, huh? J.D.: Well, sort of. They hooked up this nifty breathalyzer on my scooter. If there's any trace of alcohol at all in my breath, it won't start for 24 hours. Yeah, that's where you blow. [The Janitor blows into the breathalyzer. J.D.'s scooter locks up] Janitor: Huh! Well, time to start my shift.