Carla: I told you this would happen.
Elliot: I can't take you seriously until you take off the Janitor's mutton-chops.
Carla: Why is that when it comes to relationships people can't take advice from someone that's already been through it?
Elliot: We're different than you and Turk.
Carla: You aren't!
Keith: We're not gonna go through the same things you did.
Carla: You are!
Elliot: Our love is special.
Carla: It isn't!
Elliot: How can you say that?
Keith: Well, she doesn't understand us, Elliot. [Elliot and Keith kiss]
Carla: Oh, I need some new people in my life.