Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Therapeutic Month
Dr. Kelso: Well, I'm off to my family vacation in Bermuda. Every God awful year Enid's wheelchair rusts in the salt water, Harrison spends my money getting his hair braided by trannies, and I fall asleep in the sun. Don't page me. [a week later, a sunburt Dr. Kelso returns with braided hair:] Dr. Kelso: Damn trannies got my in my sleep. Turk: That's just wrong.