Ted: Dr. Dorian, I promised the Janitor I'd show you this email. Uh, can you guys look away? I need to enter my password. Alligator3. Okay, you can look now.
Janitor: [on video] A-hoy! I just want to update you on my trip. Yesterday, we took over the ship! Aah! We captured a bunch of people and tied 'em up pirate-style. Now we can do whatever we want, including this. Watch! [ship horn sounds] Anything goes, man! I gotta go, it's my turn to steer. Wow! Step on the gas! Uh, hey, thinking about you, hope everything's going as well for you.
J.D.: It's not. I can't even convince the voice in my head that things are gonna turn around.
J.D.: [v.o.] What do you want me to say, man?
Todd: Hey, come on, buddy, we'll cheer you up. Come on.