Quote from J.D. in My Perspective
Police Officer: There had better be a wolf, this time. J.D.: Oh, I'm not the person who called. Police Officer: Wait, have you been drinking? J.D.: A little, alright? But I wasn't driving. Police Officer: There's a key in your ignition. In this state, that's drinking and driving. J.D.: Officer, we both know you're not gonna hold me in for that. [later, J.D. is jailed with a bunch of brutish men]