Quote from Turk in My Perspective
J.D.: Brown bear, thanks for spending much time with me lately. I just feel my whole life's in the crapper. Turk: Nah, man, you'll turn this around. J.D.: There goes Buzz and Donna, off to the marriage counselor. Buzz feels inadequate because he lost his job at Foot Locker. Now he's dingle on one work. Turk: I should not have given you the spy equipment for your birthday. J.D.: Are you kidding me? I need it, so I know when I can sneak over and use the can. And by the way, I'm using the front bathroom now, because it has a hook on the door so I can hang up my pants. Turk: Hah! You finally started listening to me? J.D.: You're right, my friend. Man is the only animal that wears pants during twosies. Turk: It's so unnatural.