Quote from J.D. in My Road to Nowhere
J.D.: So then I took a $900 cab ride home, and voila', here I am. Elliot: Oh, J.D., that sucks. I'm so sorry. Mr. Mariani: Bummer! Now why am I back in here again? J.D.: 'cause I couldn't wait to rub a little jelly on your treaty trail. No, I have to see if your kidney stones has dissolved yet. [writes name in gel] J.D. I always do that. Elliot: So do I.