Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, if I let you assist on that surgery, I would be breaking every hospital protocol. And you know damn well that I would never be that inappropriate. [to a nurse] Oh, thanks, Sugar Boobs. Lucky for you, I am a man in need. Enid asked me to get her tickets to see Al Green for her birthday. I forgot, now they're sold out. Can you call him for me?
Turk: Sir, do you think I know Al Green just because I'm black?
Dr. Kelso: Plan B. Also lucky for you. Enid has gone blind from glaucoma. Now... Here's what I need.