J.D.: [v.o.] The secret to a great road trip is to get as many people as possible to come along.
J.D.: So, are you guys in?
Elliot: Totally! The last road trip I went on was with my sorority sisters and I went to Tijuana. So it will be nice to go with people who actually like me.
Keith: Why are you always so hard on yourself? Your sorority sisters probably loved you.
Elliot: Keith, they tried to sell me.
J.D.: You know, Keith, if the buyer hadn't been an undercover federale, Elliott would be a slave somewhere. There wouldn't be any uncomfortable sexual tension between us and you and I would probably be best-friends.
Keith: Yeah?
J.D.: Yeah!
Elliot: Keith!