J.D.: [v.o.] Not only did I have a long distance girlfriend who was pregnant, but I still hadn't found an apartment. So I was living on my half-acre in a tent. [alarm clock is pulled away] A haunted tent.
Buzz: Stop stealing our power!
Donna: You are ruining our neighborhood!
J.D.: Oh, really, Donna?! I'm ruining the neighborhood? At least I'm quiet! Were you guys having sex last night, or raping a baboon?!
Buzz: I wasn't home last night.
J.D.: My bad.
Donna: I'm gonna beat your ass!
J.D.: [screams]