Carla: Actually babe, I'm just heading back home. It turned out my maternity lead doesn't end until next week.
Turk: Ooh, pickle, I'm sorry.
Dr. Kelso: What is all this fuss about nurse Turkleton returning? She's only been gone six days.
Dr. Cox: She's been gone 6 weeks, Bobo. But wait, before I make you look like a complete idiot, we'd all like to thank you for setting up the new employee discount at the coffee dump. Gang!
All: Cheers!
Ted: Pickle!
Dr. Kelso: Stop, if it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it. And I mean that. I really do.
Dr. Cox: And back to insulting you. She's been gone six weeks, Bobo. The six days that you're referring to are the six days you actually worked this month.