Dr. Kelso: No, you just can't find that kind of bond in civilian life. Although I've often wondered what my life would be like if I'd stayed in the service.
[fantasy: Dr. Kelso walks into a Vietnamese sweatshop, wearing his Navy uniform as a Vietnamese-language version of "Up Where We Belong" plays. Dr. Kelso picks up a Vietnamese woman and carries her out to applause from her co-workers:]
Co-worker: [Vietnamese: "Way to go Ling Ling. Way to go."]
[reality:]
Dr. Kelso: I would have asked to be stationed in South East Asia... for the food.