Quote from Janitor in My Friend with Money
Janitor: It's freezing in here. Dr. Cox: If you'd put on a pair of pants, you'd be fine. Janitor: Hey, in my house, it's no pants, no problem. I'm putting in a videotape. Dr. Cox: Now, what the hell is this? Janitor: It's a security camera tape. I like to count the times that Colonel Doctor goes to the bathroom during the day, then freak him out by guessing the exact number. And there's one...