J.D.: [v.o.] To me, the best thing about Elliot is all her extra cash.
Elliot: Hey, roomie! I went shopping. Oh, this couch reminded me of my grandpa. He used to drive around in a car just like it. You know, until he was killed in that 7-car pile-up.
J.D.: "7-car pile-up" would be a good name for a rock band.
Elliot: Yeah, you actually told me that on the day that he died.
J.D.: Oh.
Elliot: Anywho, I was thinking maybe we should put in some new hardwood floors.
J.D.: Why stop at hardwood?
[fantasy: Elliot walks into the apartment:]
Elliot: Yay, the new floors are in! [bounces, crashes into wall]
J.D.: Careful. Trampoline floors take some gettin' used to. But I love 'em.
[reality:]
J.D.: I like bouncing, but it is dangerous.