Janitor: Nice new digs. Looks like you could use a new coat of paint, though. If you're interested...
[The Janitor hands Elliot a business card which reads "PAINTER CALL JANITOR"]
Elliot: Thank you. Now, I just gotta find someone to replace this rug.
Janitor: Air traffic controller, gemologist, captain of industry, middle reliever, ruggist. I invented a machine that prints business cards.
Elliot: That's already been invented.
Janitor: Oh, yeah, I know. But mine also fires paint pellets. How about it? Observe. [shoots, misses J.D.] Curved off to the left. That was working great yesterday at the zoo.