Dr. Headrick: She's gonna need a lot more counselling, but we'll get her there. Well, not "we" so much as "me". I mean, your part the bungling of the diagnosis is done.
J.D.: I can't believe you can have a heart failure just from being sad. I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?
[fantasy:]
J.D.: He's coding, get me box of kittens, stat.
[When J.D. drops a box of kittens on the patient, he miraculously wakes up:]
J.D.: Possible side effects of kittens include: sneezing, tiny scratches and erectile dysfunction.
[reality:]
J.D.: Wouldn't I be a great spoke person for things.