Elliot: Uh, heh, who's the new guy?
Dr. Turner: Oh, this is Dr. Kershnar from my practice. Elliot Reid, I was telling you about. Give her a wave. So...
Elliot: Look, as a doctor, I know that you're gonna be tempted to wanna treat yourself, and I just want you to know that's not gonna fly with me.
Dr. Turner: Understood.
Elliot: Great. Now, I believe that surgery on your abdominal aortic aneurysm's gonna be too aggressive I'd like to start you on twenty-five grams of Lopressor.
Dr. Turner: Don't you mean twenty-five milligrams?
Elliot: There! See? You're already trying to treat yourself! That was a test.
Dr. Turner: But twenty-five grams would kill me.
Elliot: I know. But i-i-it's still a test.
Dr. Turner: Fine. From now on, you're the doctor.