Dr. Matthews: All right, Carla. Let's check how dilated you are.
Ted: Looking real good, Carla. Okay, we're live in three, two, one.
Dr. Matthews: Okay. Looks like you're at about three centimeters.
[in the cafeteria:]
Todd: Greatest show ever!
[in his office:]
Dr. Kelso: And record.
[in the lobby:]
Janitor: Cool! Swamp thing!
[in the waiting room:]
Jack: What's that, daddy?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.
Turk: Baby?
[back in the delivery room, Carla looks up at the TV. She moves around to see if the image mirrors her actions.]
Carla: What the!?!?
[Turk runs in and tackles camera-man Ted to the ground]