Quote from Turk in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
Turk: Hey, baby. I know things haven't exactly gone smoothly so far, but I promise you I'm about to make it up to you. I spent all weekend talking to my cousin who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd. That's a black nerd. Anyway, he taught me everything about streaming video, and now, thanks to me, your sisters in Chicago will be able to witness the birth of our child live via webcam! Carla: Turk, that's so sweet! Turk: You know, I do what I do.