Kim: Now, how do you feel about adoption?
[fantasy: a mustachiod J.D. talks to a young woman at a bar:]
J.D.: So beautiful! I hope you keep some ice in this locket, 'cause you're making me hot all over!
Woman: Actually, it's the only picture I have of my biological father. D'you wanna see it?
J.D.: What? Oh! Sure! Uh, I'll take a look at it first thing tomorrow morning, huh?
[reality:]
J.D.: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of adoption.
Kim: You think if it's a girl, you'd doink her?
J.D.: I know I will.