Turk: Dude, please tell me you're not comparing getting cancer to knocking up your girlfriend.
J.D.: I was trying to! You can't pawn your personal stuff off on your patients! What about you and the motorcycle accident guy?
[flashback to Turk talking with a patient:]
Turk: So get this: My pregnant wife has decided that it's okay to steal my pillow in the middle of the night and sleep with it in between her legs!
Patient: When am I going in to surgery? Oh, we can't start the surgery until the troopers find your foot.
[present:]
Turk: That was different. He said, "What's up?"