Turk: Why not take her to your deck? You guys can just lie out and look at the stars.
J.D.: Unfortunately, I can't. My deck has become sort of a cruising spot for older gay gentlemen.
[flashback to J.D. turning up at his crowded deck as disco music plays:]
J.D.: Get off my porch, you old queens. Who's is this? Who's is this? You find somewhere else to hang out! I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!
[present:]
J.D.: I tried turning my hose on them, but they liked it.