Kim: J..D, I hope you're not beating yourself up about this.
J.D.: Oh, Kim, I'm sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date.
Kim: No. It was so much more fun then, then you think. I mean, the first seven or eight minutes rocked. Admittedly, it was a little bit more like work after that. But at least I got to third base with you.
J.D.: [v.o.] And there it was. The moment where pity was turning into genuine affection. Classic Dorian.
J.D.: I feel like we kind of missed first base.
Kim: Me, too.
J.D.: Well, maybe we should fix that.
Kim: We should.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then it happened. Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.