Elliot: Well, you were wrong. It went great. At first The Todd was a little emotional, but by the end of it, he was saying how happy he was that he didn't have to live a lie. Then he French-braided my hair and then he took it out 'cause he said I could not pull it off. Oh, he is so honest.
Carla: It was great. It was like he changed into a whole new person. God, how awesome is it gonna be not having that inappropriate pig wandering the halls?
Todd: Hey, Mickhead. Is that package for me? You know it is!
Turk: You ladies must be so proud.
Elliot: Todd, what are you doing?
Todd: I'm getting my gay on. Hey, buddy, you and I should totally have sex sometime.
Turk: See? I knew this was going to come back to me.