Carla: Hey, why do you think Todd lies about hooking up with all those women?
Elliot: Maybe he's just over-compensating. You know, my brother, Barry, used to brag about all the girls he was dating right before he quit J.V. baseball and started dancing for Japanese businessmen.
Turk: Todd's not gay.
Carla: Turk, he has leather jeans in, like, three different colors.
Elliot: Barry danced in leather jeans. He'd come home and they'd be stuffed with yen.