Quote from J.D. in My Lunch
Mr. Bradford: So am I ever getting out? Dr. Cox: We haven't found you a kidney yet, but I have some ideas. [fantasy: J.D. finds himself in an ice bath. When he looks up, Mr. Bradford is holding a kidney while Dr. Cox holds a scalep:] Mr. Bradford: Yeah, this will do. J.D.: Ah, what the hell. [stands up] I can live with one kidney. Dr. Cox: 'Cause we'll probably just go 'head and sell this one. [J.D. looks down and sees two incisions. He passes out.] [reality:] J.D.: Stay away from my organs.