Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story III
Dr. Kelso: Hey. Thanks to your little telling-me-the wrong-time prank, I was 45 minutes late for my Oriental massage. Which meant that instead of Pang-Wa, I had to settle for Ching-Lau. Janitor: So? Dr. Kelso: Ching-Lau is a dude! You know, I've accepted the fact that you're useless around here. Maybe you could just try a little harder not to make things worse.