J.D.: [v.o.] I even got some great footage of Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Where the hell have you been?
J.D.: I'm making a video postcard. Do you have a message for my mom?
Dr. Cox: No. But since she brought you into the world, I do have a message for her uterus. Bad uterus! Don't do that anymore.
J.D.: She had a hysterectomy last month, but I'm sure I can just edit over that part.