J.D.: [v.o.] Thinking about Turk and Carla becoming parents made me think of my mom and how much she probably misses me. I bet she wishes she could see what life is like around here through my eyes. And that's why I strapped my video camera to my head.
Lonnie: Morning, weirdo.
J.D.: Lonnie.
J.D.: [v.o.] It was the perfect idea. She got to meet my superiors.
Dr. Kelso: That's right, the old man stole some ice cream.