Dr. Cox: I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted.
Ted: OK, one-nothing, me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK, back to work. This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly. What's a stent?
Dr. Cox: It's a tube that holds arteries open.
Ted: All right. And what's a Buckland?
Dr. Cox: That's a predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
Ted: Weird.
Dr. Cox: It's your last name, Ted.
Ted: Good one.