Quote from Turk in My New Suit
Carla: Okay, you know what, maybe we should pick the names together. Turk: OK. 'Cause I was thinking, you know, for a girl- Carla: Sweetie, we already have the girl's name. Now, for the boy, why not name him after your cousin? Turk: Tiger? Carla: Turk, I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you. Turk: Well, tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, OK? She-boing, boing.