Quote from Dr. Cox in My Chopped Liver
Keith: Dr. Cox, when you first- [Dr. Cox hears waves breaking, seagulls cawing] Jordan: Hey, you. Make an effort. Dr. Cox: Ah. You may tell me who your favorite sports team is. Keep it short. Keith: Detroit Red Wings. Dr. Cox: Oh. [Dr. Cox lifts up his shirt to reveal a Red Wings jersey] For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of sports. On September 25, 1926...